Milli Vanilli Earings

"Do you think that I should wear my Milli Vanilli earings, or do you think that would be... too much?" She says as she descends the stairs - the dry tone of her voice the only indication of her sarcasm.

I don't say anything in response. I'm too busy being stunned. As she comes down the stairs I find myself feeling like a schoolboy watching his prom date make her entrance. She looks lovely as ever, and she's my girl.

I hope the holiday season brings all of you as much joy as it already has me.