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Meme floating around that I decided to do finally:

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

A: Matt needs to date a midget or something next.

 

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

A: Matt looks like The Hulk picture published by enjoixlithium.

 

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

A: matt says: This morning around 4:00am, the changes to address the hiccup issue were completed successfully.

 

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

A: Matt wants to be a rawkstar with special guest: Engineer Matt-tastic.

 

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

A: Matt does silly stuff. (Umm... this meme anyone?)

 

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

A: Matt hates cold weather. (Very untrue.)

 

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

A: Matt asks you to be his Farm Aid’s friend.

 

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

A: Matt likes to wrestle with dogs, hit the drums, rock climb, play soccer, eat yummy vegan food, and find ways to challenge the social and ... (Well... that first part is true.)

 

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

A: Matt eats a burger and then decides he wants another but realizes he doesnt have enough money so he pukes it up and eats it again. (Ew.)

 

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

A: Matt wears manly lace socks.

 

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

A: Matt Dillon was arrested Tuesday night after being pulled over by Vermont state police for excessive speeding. (I was going to look through and find out that was just 'matt was arrested for', but the first full page were all about this event, so I left it.)

 

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

A: Matt loves Smallville.