French Press Cafe in Odessa Texas

 So this morning I'm in Odessa, TX. I looked through Google's "Where the locals eat" section (side note: holy hell do I LOVE that function). Found a place called French Press Cafe.

It's pretty much exactly what you think it is. LOTS of white paint on everything. Frilly decorations. Think one part tea room, one part French cafe (or at least the American image of what that is), and dainty... everything.

I got the quiche.

I feel pretty much like a cro magnon man who has been handed an iPhone.