OK... I never heard the word so I had to look it up.
VAGOMACH n. That area on a woman where you can't tell where the stomach ends and the vagina begins.
I don't get it. Don't pubes (if the subject has 'em) kinda tell you when you're in hoochie territory?
Dude, if you can't tell where the stomach is versus where the smushie is, then, um, it's time to watch some porn or steal your dad's magazines or something.
When Kevin and I were at a store today, a woman came in wearing an... unflattering outfit for a larger girl. One look at her and Kevin said something to the effect of "You shouldn't wear an outfit like that with your vagomach hangin all out."
I almost literally fell over I was laughing so hard. Thus the post.
I still don't get it. Is it a term used exclusively for larger women? Can vagomach be a good thing or is it always like, "Eeeugh, put that away"?
Lordy, I feel so old and unhip!
(In other news, if you get to Harry's before me (rear entrance, yo), can you save me a seat? Also, a note for the newbie: the meeting starts at 7:30, but there's a buffet breakfast starting at 7:00. You can't eat or get refills on coffee once the meeting gets underway, which is kinda annoying because the Harry's staff keeps restocking the food and we can only stare and drool. Also: Annie sent out the Mission Statement via email today. They give a $50 bill to the person who can recite it by heart.). See you tomorrow-- I'm late for bed!
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Date: 2006-11-17 01:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-17 03:47 am (UTC)Thus I love it.
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Date: 2006-11-17 01:18 am (UTC)VAGOMACH n. That area on a woman where you can't tell where the stomach ends and the vagina begins.
I don't get it. Don't pubes (if the subject has 'em) kinda tell you when you're in hoochie territory?
Dude, if you can't tell where the stomach is versus where the smushie is, then, um, it's time to watch some porn or steal your dad's magazines or something.
I must be missing something, here...
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Date: 2006-11-17 03:46 am (UTC)I almost literally fell over I was laughing so hard. Thus the post.
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Date: 2006-11-17 04:26 am (UTC)Lordy, I feel so old and unhip!
(In other news, if you get to Harry's before me (rear entrance, yo), can you save me a seat? Also, a note for the newbie: the meeting starts at 7:30, but there's a buffet breakfast starting at 7:00. You can't eat or get refills on coffee once the meeting gets underway, which is kinda annoying because the Harry's staff keeps restocking the food and we can only stare and drool. Also: Annie sent out the Mission Statement via email today. They give a $50 bill to the person who can recite it by heart.). See you tomorrow-- I'm late for bed!
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Date: 2006-11-18 10:06 pm (UTC)I don't know the answer to that question(s)
It was really just the word that caught my attention - and catch it the word did.
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Date: 2006-11-17 08:44 pm (UTC)Or I could get her a Gunt...
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Date: 2006-11-18 10:02 pm (UTC)