Best. Meme. Evar.

[mrlich]

Thanks to gdg for this.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Included in his version was: "Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional." but I think that I'll go with the 'endless ammo' doesn't work. Just my style. Not vital, but it helps explain my response.

My responses were:

1. Large Double Bladed Axe.
2. Thunderstruck by AC/DC.
3. Bruce Campbell (I figure I want to be laughing when I finally go down...)

Comments

[fatherbingo.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit. You cannot win against zombies. Period. It's you versus EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER DIED. EVER. You sleep, their numbers grow. When zombies attack, if you try to fight back you have 100% chance of either becoming one of them or being torn apart as food. You don't win. Start making signs that read "I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords" cauze that's what's gonna happen.

so, my answers.

1. cyanide pill
2. doesn't matter
3. doesn't matter

[xtingu]

But aren't zombies pretty stupid? There's gotta be a way to cage them up and put them to work. (I'm trying to find the LJ entry where my pal Ray (762nato) came up with a plan to lock zombies in an impenetrable room with a treadmill, with a healthy person sitting outside the box in a chair. The zombies would walk on the treadmill trying to get the braaaainz, like the ol 'donkey/carrot trick. Bam: renewable energy for the post 2012 era.)

I guess there's no need for me to find that LJ post after all.

Fuck that "roll over and die & come back" shit!

[spiritualmonkey.livejournal.com]

Dood, you gotta read World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide.

General Raj-Singh didn't take a cyanide pill in the face of millions of shambling undead. And he got both a statue and a military maneuver named after him.

[mrlich.livejournal.com]

Ahh... too true, but where's the fun in that?

Besides - I figure that my chances are slim and none, but I'm a zombie in the end either way, so why not go out swinging?