Best. Meme. Evar.

[mrlich]

Thanks to gdg for this.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Included in his version was: "Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional." but I think that I'll go with the 'endless ammo' doesn't work. Just my style. Not vital, but it helps explain my response.

My responses were:

1. Large Double Bladed Axe.
2. Thunderstruck by AC/DC.
3. Bruce Campbell (I figure I want to be laughing when I finally go down...)

Comments

[roughhouser.livejournal.com]

1. M-71, which was that big waist-mounted machine gun Vasquez had in Aliens, so I can scream, "LET'S ROOOOOOOCK!" and mean it at least once in my life.

2. I'm torn: do I go with something superbadassssss that'll keep my adrenaline going non-stop? If so, then I choose "Get Up Again" by Flaw. Or do I go the complete oposite direction with something completely inappropriate to keep me laughing like a crazy person until the end? If so, then I choose "Dragostea Din Tei", aka the "Numa Numa" song. How fucking funny would THAT be?! Mah gawd.

3. The Risen Jesus. This way, either:
A) I get confirmation that the whole Bible thing was in fact just a bunch of hype, and he was just a normal human like the rest of us. In this case, he's useless in a fight and hey - I was going to die anyway, but now I get to die with a smile of I-told-you-so vindication on my face. OR...
B) The Riz really is the son of a God that actually does exist in an actual Heaven, and holy shit (ba-dum-bum), am I set up in the best of situations! The Riz is probably the one person who can get me out of Zombietown, probably just with a wave of his hands. Or else I still die, but I go down swinging beside the son of God, and that gets me into the V.I.P. section Upstairs.

[mrlich.livejournal.com]

And the Most Creative award for Zombie Apocalypse Sidekick goes to roughhouser - for all the Right Reasons.