Why did my pants call

[mrlich]

From last night at the party:

"Why did my pants call Mike Ohara?"

Comments

[anisette-toast.livejournal.com]

Well, really... who's pants AREN'T in love with Mike O'Hara?

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

Is this like how my coat pocket photographs itself?

While on my first date after my last relationship, my purse called my ex to gloat. Twice.

[mrlich.livejournal.com]

Wow. That sounds like a wonderfully cheerful conersation to have.

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

Purse: I'm getting caried around Old City on a warm summer evening and getting bumped into a cute MAN occasionally, and you're NOT...

[glamour-junkie.livejournal.com]

Mike V.: "Why did my pants call Mike Ohara?"

My followup: "Um, Mike, when are your pants NOT callin' to Mike O'Hara?"

He had no sufficient answer for this.

Thank you for remembering to document this gem.

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

"Thank" isn't the word that I would use.