Why did my pants call

[mrlich]

From last night at the party:

"Why did my pants call Mike Ohara?"

Comments

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

Is this like how my coat pocket photographs itself?

While on my first date after my last relationship, my purse called my ex to gloat. Twice.

[mrlich.livejournal.com]

Wow. That sounds like a wonderfully cheerful conersation to have.

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

Purse: I'm getting caried around Old City on a warm summer evening and getting bumped into a cute MAN occasionally, and you're NOT...