Strange Dreams

Last night I had a strange dream wherein Pauly Shore was Tom Hanks. I don't mean he /played/ Tom Hanks - I mean he /was/ Tom Hanks. He was making a movie and I happened to notice him out of the corner of my eye. I walked on stage in the middle of the take, and shook his hand. He was a little confused but he rolled with it. I thanked him for making the calibre of film that he made and started to walk away. He stopped me and insisted that I punch him in the arm - which I did lightly. Only after that did I notice that the director had come over (no one that I recognize). 'Tom' was covering for the fact that I had interrupted the shoot. He acted as though I shouldn't be stopped, and I mumbled something vague like "I'm not trying to give you a REAL hard time, but...".

I left the set, and started walking down the road like Bill Bixby only to have 'Tom' come out after me on bicycle. He caught up because I had been so 'genuine' that he wanted to hang out.

That was the end of the dream.

Hey -it's not my fault - I was asleep!

How Do You Get All The Way Up There?

Encountered a well dressed little man down in the lobby while his mom was talking with security.

"How do you get all the way up there?" he asked, pointing to the upper floors where the bank's top dawgs sit.

"Well I gues you climb all the stairs." was my oh-so-witty reply.

So the little man stood up, moved to the base of the steps and got ready to climb.

...At least until his mom saw what he was up to.

fuggy fuggy

Thought that this was great.

drjohn  - I'm looking at you here....

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