he is such a halfling wizard that he doesn't pay any attention to the FIVE MUTANT SPIDERS CRAWLING OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE KITCHEN CEILING. That's what the spiders think, anyway. until he lets them get close enough and then he...
ROLLS A 20-SIDED DIE TO ZAP THEM WITH HIS HALFLING WIZARD LIGHTNING BOLT SPELL! *PT-CHOW!!*
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Date: 2008-02-14 06:23 pm (UTC)ROLLS A 20-SIDED DIE TO ZAP THEM WITH HIS HALFLING WIZARD LIGHTNING BOLT SPELL! *PT-CHOW!!*