Wow. That guy has the look of badass, smokin'-in-the-boysroom, stealin'-Big-League-Chew-from-the-corner-deli halfling wizard written all the hell over him. DO NOT MESS WITH HALFLING WIZARD.
(I have no idea what I'm talking about. Is there any such thing as a halfling wizard?)
he is such a halfling wizard that he doesn't pay any attention to the FIVE MUTANT SPIDERS CRAWLING OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE KITCHEN CEILING. That's what the spiders think, anyway. until he lets them get close enough and then he...
ROLLS A 20-SIDED DIE TO ZAP THEM WITH HIS HALFLING WIZARD LIGHTNING BOLT SPELL! *PT-CHOW!!*
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branchandroot
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Date: 2008-02-14 04:16 pm (UTC)(I have no idea what I'm talking about. Is there any such thing as a halfling wizard?)
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Date: 2008-02-14 04:35 pm (UTC)also there is such a thing as D&D PTSD, which I have in spades. :)
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Date: 2008-02-14 06:23 pm (UTC)ROLLS A 20-SIDED DIE TO ZAP THEM WITH HIS HALFLING WIZARD LIGHTNING BOLT SPELL! *PT-CHOW!!*